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Posted on 1st Oct at 10:48 PM, with 608,150 notes

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

Posted on 1st Oct at 10:48 PM, with 411,956 notes

thisblackwitch:

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

Bolding the important.

Posted on 1st Oct at 10:46 PM, with 361,953 notes
thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….



I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

Posted on 30th Sep at 9:07 PM, with 164,656 notes
For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

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Being overpowered by your child

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Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

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Being attacked by your spouse

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Depression and attempted suicide

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Threat of miscarriage

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Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

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Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

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Posted on 30th Sep at 9:06 PM, with 63,047 notes
lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD
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lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

Posted on 30th Sep at 8:52 PM, with 54,096 notes
the-chief-mooseketeer:

captain—jack—harkness:

adricalzarian:

arkytiorforemancampbell:


Magician vibe intensifies. [x]

was that a flip off

That was a flip off.

theeeeeeeeere’s the twelve that tumblr was waiting for

the-chief-mooseketeer:

captain—jack—harkness:

adricalzarian:

arkytiorforemancampbell:

Magician vibe intensifies. [x]

was that a flip off

That was a flip off.

theeeeeeeeere’s the twelve that tumblr was waiting for

Posted on 30th Sep at 8:52 PM, with 361,993 notes

"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening
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"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

Posted on 30th Sep at 8:52 PM, with 280,550 notes

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

Posted on 30th Sep at 8:52 PM, with 199,851 notes

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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Posted on 30th Sep at 8:51 PM, with 896,758 notes

thesylverlining:

dave-youfool:

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit
"He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"

Bullshit, racists,
Up and down the boulevard
Trash cops, assholes in the night
(it goes on and on and on and on)

Posted on 30th Sep at 8:51 PM, with 261,141 notes
amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

Posted on 30th Sep at 8:36 PM, with 5,444 notes
synndra:

Gotta do what must be done.
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synndra:

Gotta do what must be done.

Posted on 30th Sep at 8:36 PM, with 666,230 notes

pettyartist:

f-a-g-i-n-a:

Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer

what

I will reblog this artist’s works every time it comes on my dash omfg

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